I feel sure there is space in the schedules for a new gameshow, Celebrity Phone Hack. I haven't worked out the format yet, but I think it could be popular.
Meanwhile, on ITV2: Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Jodie Marsh, Jeremy Kyle & Kim Kardashian get down to work in a new reality show set in...
I've always assumed that they have two glitter-covered boxes, each filled with hundreds of little balls. Each ball has something printed on it: in the first box, they're each labelled with the name of a destination on earth. In the second, they're engraved with the names of minor celebrities...