No worries. I wasn't taking the piss, and I entirely share your frustration about the goals. It just goes to show how limited the market out there is, once you really start to pay attention to what's available. It's even more frustrating when you see strikers signing for other clubs and scoring...
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Glenn Murray left a (then) League One club and scored the goals to get a team of fairly unimpressive journeymen into the Premier League. Danny Ings is there now. Charlie Austin was with League One Swindon, signed for Burney and scored a bundle, and then moved to QPR where he got...
Forest bought Britt Assombalonga from League One Peterborough. Leicester bought Jamie Vardy from- at the time- non-league. Derby got Chris Martin from Norwich's reserves and Jamie Ward from League One Sheffield United. Burnley got Danny Ings from League One Bournemouth. Watford got Troy Deeney...