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Is a wok not a sort of pan then?

The recent fashion of teams coming out of the tunnel wearing tracksuit tops. Presumably in case the poor little boys get cold in the two minutes it takes to flex one's neck from side to side, jump up & down a couple of times, and shake the hands of eleven opponents and four officials. It's bad...

Footballers who, having conceded a free kick, "accidentally" run over the ball to block it just as an opponent is trying to take it quickly, inevitably with hands in the air in a sort of "Oh, goodness me, sorry ref, I had no IDEA" gesture. Players refusing to celebrate goals they've scored...

Almost certainly the same people who publish almost daily photographs of said offspring on Facebook, doing such hilarious, rare, and unspeakably cute activities as walking, going down a slide, or wearing a hat. I pity the Harrys of this world, whose entire lives have been meticulously...

"Home-made"= cooked in our industrial restaurant kitchen by the spotty work experience kid.

Dog owners who say "Oh, he's just being FRIENDLY!" whilst their Rottweiler leaps up at you, drooling all over your clothing and sniffing in areas you'd really rather it didn't.

"Unexpected item in bagging area".

Pretentious shit on restaurant menus. Specifically: -any kind of "foam", for example "accompanied by an organic aubergine, Languedoc speckled black truffle & minted pea foam". Call it what you like: it looks like spit on a plate. -the expression "pan fried". What else would you fry something...

I really, really can't bear them. Bunch of cackling, menopausal, talentless, screeching old harridans. You know when you occasionally see a "mature", usually northern, hen party in Brighton, all fifty-something ladies dressed up in inappropriately short skirts, matching pink t-shirts and...

The TV show that makes me genuinely embarrassed to be female. They have John Barrowman on it quite frequently. If I had to describe my own personal vistion of hell, that would be it.

-People- usually in BMWs or 4x4s, it must be said, who park across two spaces in a car park, so as to give themselves plenty of room. -Baby On Board stickers in cars. -Eddie Howe and Harry Redknapp's media interviews -That little chuckle John Motson does mid-sentence when commentating: "Well...

People who write "peado's" when referring to sex offenders with a penchant for the young (where to start?) and also "here here!" as a means of endorsing what somebody else has just said.

And me! The kids-standing-in-supermarket trolleys thing really pisses me off. I'm talking about when they're actually standing in the bit of the trolley you put your purchases in, you know, parents: the place where I put my FOOD, and you're allowing your little darlings to jump around in...