Where angry grown men in the crowd do that "Hold me back lads, hold me back" thing, as though the only thing stopping them from leaving a taunting opposition player in a crumpled, broken heap of pain is...er...one lady steward sat on the track in front of them.
That baby rocking goal celebration, as well as Robbie Keane's pathetic little forward roll & gun signal when he scores.
Over excitable matchday announcers who shout things like: "LETS MAKE SOME NOOOOOIIIIIIIISE!"
Mark Lawrenson trying to be funny on MOTD.
All of:
-"Your support is ****ing shit"
-"We forgot that you were here"
-"Worst support we've ever seen"
-"X is a shithole, I wanna go home".
-"We pay your benefits"
-"Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!" As sung at referees.
And it's not one that I've heard is...