I think you'll find it's because you linked it on here and people read out of sheer, car-crash curiosity. Please, please don't tell me that you view the number of reads it gets as an endorsement of its quality?
Stories that get to "most read" status on websites tend to be the ones that have the...
Well I for one hope these bloody runners don't distract him, otherwise his next Argus blog will be filled with poor grammar and cringeworthy syntax errors.