Rather a reflection on the state of Scottish football though that I actually have no idea who any of those five players are.
I assume they are players rather than just a bunch of blokes picked up to model it after being spotted on Sauchiehall Street?
It's strange. I feel like I should hate it. Everything about it screams "take the piss". Remember those rhubard & custard sweets? It's like that.
And yet...and yet...there's something about it I'm quite admiring too. England's away kits are generally deeply dull. Probably with good reason. This...