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Snodgrass, I reckon.

The merest thought of your account is bringing a small patriotic tear to my eye right this second.

It's like an explosion just happened at the head office of the Bay City Rollers Fan Club.

Ooooh, I always like this game. I'm going to go for a wild card. That bloke who played up front for Derby at the weekend, the one who wasn't Chris Martin. I don't know his name, but I believe he is of the tartan persuasion, and the fact that he plays in England means he's probably a superstar by...

Scotland may be monumentally crap, but they will also be far more up for this game than England are, in their usual excitable way. Thus it'll probably be a horrific 1-1 draw, with dismal fitba all round and a general lack of talent on display

I see all the old photos of these encounters are being dredged up on various news sites. I'm curious as to why thousands of pissed up porridge-fanciers invading the pitch and breaking the goals is just cheeky Scots havin' a wee laugh, when England fans doing the same is thuggery.