Former England and Chelsea footballer Ray Wilkins was too drunk to stand when he was stopped for driving his car erratically, a court has been told.
Mr Wilkins, 56, slurred his words and leaned on his Jaguar for support when he was pulled over near his Cobham home in May 2012, magistrates...
Arrested? That was in May. He's in court this week.
His "defence" is that he'd only had two glasses of red wine, therefore he couldn't possibly have been over the limit.