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"I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" :lol:

I always thought I was mishearing Michael Jackson in Wanna Be Starting Something, but no, it turns out he really is singing "You're a vegetable, they eat off you, you're a vegetable".

This is not so much a misheard lyric, as one that feels like it's going to be something else. There's a Taylor Swift song that they keep playing on the radio at the moment, which starts with something like "It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters". Every single time I hear it...

I was even worse: as a child I thought she sang "Last night I dreamt of some dago". Obviously, as a child, I had no idea what "dago" meant, nor that it was a derogatory term. In my defence :thumbsup: