Oh and I had to rush Snoop Dogg through the North Terminal at Gatwick once, as he was late for his EasyJet flight to Ibiza. I say "rush": he didn't seem in all that much of a hurry.
That's not a theatre or a piss story, but the thread seems to have long since developed into a random celebrity-fest.
Lush & I had a pleasant evening of culture recently, watching Richard III at some theatre in the West End. Both at the start and after the interval, we were the last people in our row to get back to our seats. Jack Straw (the real one, not the NSC one) was terribly polite at being twice...