I like this one:
Originally Posted by fanny farm
My choice is Sir Steve Coppell
DO NOT want Mick McCarthy he is a C*nt, ex Millwall, can't bear listening to him and he does not play the most attractive football
Whereas Steve Coppell, played for Manure, managed Brighton and loved a bit of...
Fair enough, although football clubs have a funny way of ensuring their offers are heard by the people they're after, even if those individuals' current clubs don't grant permission to speak to them.
So I suppose even if he hasn't planned to go, a cheeky little, off-the-record call to his agent...