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Like players wearing their socks round their ankles, as per Keith Houchen in the 1987 Cup Final photo below. Or teams coming out of the tunnel one at a time. Or players getting fouled & getting on with it rather than clutching random "injured" parts of their anatomy. Or perms.

The worst ones were always at Palace & Southampton (the Dell), which were far too shallow to allow a satisfactory net-busting experience. They should have shortened the pitch by a yard or so to allow for a deeper goal net. Typical stupid Palace. They'll probably introduce goal music next...