The Duke of Normandy?
(popularly known as Her Britannic Majesty, Queen Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, Queen of the United Kingdom, Head of the Commonwealth, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji, Commandant-in-Chief of the Royal Air Force, Lord High...
His Royal Highness The Prince Andrew Albert Christian Edward, Duke of York, Earl of Inverness, Baron Killyleagh, Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Knight Commander of the Royal Victorian Order, Personal Aide-de-Camp to The Queen, South Atlantic Medal, Queen Elizabeth II...
His Royal Highness The Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales and Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles, Prince and Great Steward of Scotland, Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Knight of the...
The annoying group of chavs who congregate every night in the car park near where I live, playing irritating music at excess volume and doing donuts in their souped up shit-mobiles?
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<hurriedly checks self for signs of old-git-itude>