Could get served in the Ostler when I was 15. Rough cider (from a wooden barrel). After about 10 John the barman was usually asleep on the floor behind the bar. Happy days
Good effort. Would add :
-pitch being a great leveller (2 fingers)
-reference to anything Exeter is famous for (Devon County Show, Exeter Cathedral......er........it's near Plymouth) (4 fingers given difficulty in finding anything)
-Michael Jackson's involvement in the club (finish drink)