People who post somewhat cryptic 'look at me' things on facebook without explaining anything.
'Xx has had a truly terrible day'
Why FFS ?? No explanation, no sympathy. Eff off.
Got this yesterday in Harry Ramsdens. Had taken a chunk or two out of my haddock, waiter saunters over and says 'I see you're leaving the batter Sir, did you realise we can poach the fish instead if you don't like it?'
'Do you honestly think I would have ordered battered haddock if I didn't...
People chewing food/gum with their mouths open, or talking whilst chewing
People (invariably women for some reason) who get to the shop till, wait for the amount to be confirmed, THEN start rummaging in their cavernous handbags for a purse. Get yer flippng card out while you are waiting FFS ...