1) Nope, all Lancs fans are armed with umbrellas and best left alone
2) Brenda says hi to all
3) Ooh more - I do like gossip. (saw his girlfriend at Horsham last year - wow)
4) Yes - Horsham last year, sneaking into the members bit on the last day
PS: there's the bell
well somebody said there was because he punched somebody over it. But then somebody else said nobody was allowed to talk about it, so I wasn't sure. But then somebody else said it was funny that two people called Terry and Ronald missed their penalties: I'm assuming this must be to do with a...
Bugger, why haven't I got Prior in my fantasy team. I guess I didn't want anyone from a bunch of losers.
Still nice to see cricket make a comeback, after all that chit chat about some football match or other - last night was it???
Mushy useless. Grizzly useless: just shelled Ealham. Sussex useless. Time to start supporting the true champions, those fine Northern types with their umbrellas
Oh and we've just got another wicket but we're still useless