I've always thought the way they read the headlines at the start of the news a bit annoying.
Why don't they let a natural disaster pan out and let us make our OWN minds up.
Surely "wankpuffin" ?
Wankpuffin.
Noun
A person who reports the final score of a football match with no consideration for those clinging onto the storyline of an episode of 1970s sitcom "The Likely Lads".
I totally disagree with you (and thought it was quite funny) but as you have introduced the word "wankpuffin" to the NSC lexicon I have absolutely no alternative but to score your post a perfect 10/10.