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A moth goes into a chiropodist’s. The chiropodist asks how he can help and the moth says: “I’m so depressed. My wife has left me, my son is a drug addict and my daughter is pregnant. No one likes me”. The chiropodist looks shocked and says: “Oh dear, it sounds as though you need to see a...

A woman sees a parrot on sale for just £5. “I must confess, it was brought up in a brothel,” says the shopkeeper. “And, to put it politely, it has quite an extensive vocabulary.” “Never mind,” says the woman. “At that price, I’ll take it.” So she takes the parrot home, puts its cage in the...

Bumped into Barry Cryer on The Kenny Everett Show (which he co-wrote and starred in, of course), waaaaaay down the TV schedules just last week. Was too young to appreciate it when aired, but it's proper genius. The channel was That's TV Gold (I think), but there's quite a lot of it on YouTube.