I could, but I wont, because the idea of even touching it makes me die a little inside. I'd rather turn up stark naked at the Amex then with that monstrosity.
I'd like a chunky blue and white striped one. There was a thread some months back that got deleted I think, made by a company that was knocking out some truly Gucci scarves, for about £90 a pop, which is a bit rich for my liking, but they did look nice. I've got a couple, a tatty looking 80s...