Perhaps just a serious b*llocking from your good self would be enough then? If he believes he's the king of perfect world, then bringing him down a peg or two might make him buck his idea's up - if he want's to talk the talk, he needs to walk the walk :D
give him a shopping list?!? :D
I got caught shoplifting a packet of sweets when i was little. The shop didn't care all that much, so after dragging me into the shop to apologise, they got the local bobby round to give me a sound rollocking. Worked an absolute treat, never stole again.,and, from...