Keep everything bar the Jessie J CD's and the Carling. And change the wear as little as you can deal to "a free shot" (You can give them stuff that's cheaper than vodka and they will not give a shit!!)
I'm not going to be able to make it tonight after all chaps :( Both me and the Mrs have got chest infections, and it wouldn't be fair to inflict this on anyone else.
Please let us know what happens and I would love to be a part of this still. Best of luck to those who make it.
Me: "Good evening, I am here to meet with Colossal Squid, Gwilym and The Large One. I believe Herr Tubthumper is expecting us?!"
Bar Staff: "Sorry, your drunk and I can't serve you".
Absolutely. I can't wait to go into the pub next week and ask for "Shoreham Moonraker", to find out if "Colossal Squid, Gwilym and The Large One" have turned up....I'm going to feel like a spy!!!!