When desperately needing a dump,
Be sure when you're aiming your lump,
For if you miss out the pan,
And the sh1t hits the fan,
Then you'll all end up looking a chump.
For Tony and Gus we did hanker,
Their partnership much of a banker,
Then in came Paul Barber,
Who cut off their ardour,
And everyone said "What a (jolly nice chap)".
The football it was quite appealing.
Until it did hit on the ceiling,
Then Gus said "Please pay,
Or I am away"
So the fans said "Feck Off", with much feeling!