Be honest, are you actually a mid '80s attempt at creating Articfle Inteligence that didn't work?
The U.S government created you as a trial run, fed you a bunch of keywords and sent you out in the field to see if you'd sink or swim but all you could say was "Will Buckley is fast, faster than...
You have to be a wind-up. You HAVE to be.
There is no way on this earth that somebody can be so clueless. I was going to point out what was wrong with this but I can't even think of where to start.
Peter Vardy. Abou Diaby as a striker. Abou Diaby at all. I literally can't wrap my head around...