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We have our 32.

That's Zaha's second nomination and has been subsequently seconded, therefore we have reached number 30. The second for Katie Price leaves us with just one space to fill, choose wisely NSC. Draw will take place later tonight, with the group stages set to take place over the coming seven days.

The entrants as it stands: Gus Poyet Michael Gove Dick Knight Tony Bloom Katie Hopkins David Cameron Franz Beckenbauer Sepp Blatter Jason Kitcat Boris Johnson Ed Miliband Gary Barlow Justin Bieber El-Hadji Diouf Ian Watkins Ashley Young Beach Hut Billy Davies Stuart Hall Husty Sam Callahan...

Pulis, Beckham and Parish take us up to 29 lucky contestants, three left to determine.

No Prince Charming?

In go Brand, Essex and the very proactive Commander, who is obviously eyeing up a successful campaign with SHAMELESS self-promotion.

Gus Poyet Michael Gove Dick Knight Tony Bloom Katie Hopkins David Cameron Franz Beckenbauer Sepp Blatter Jason Kitcat Boris Johnson Ed Miliband Gary Barlow Justin Bieber El-Hadji Diouf Ian Watkins Ashley Young Beach Hut Billy Davies Stuart Hall Husty Sam Callahan Nick Grimshaw Piers Morgan...

I wasn't going to get involved in nominations or seconding to keep things impartial, but I'm going to make an exception on these two bellends. The draw will be computer generated to ensure that all our Scunthorpes get a fair shot at the crown.

So far: Gus Poyet Michael Gove Dick Knight Tony Bloom Katie Hopkins David Cameron Franz Beckenbauer Sepp Blatter Jason Kitcat Boris Johnson Ed Miliband Gary Barlow Justin Bieber El-Hadji Diouf Ian Watkins Ashley Young Beach Hut Billy Davies

Barlow, Johnson and Young are in.

Franz Beckenbauer added. If Ian Watkins ends up losing to Sepp Blatter for instance, we may look like bad people.

Sepp Blatter, Ian Watkins, David Cameron, Jason Kitcat, Katie Hopkins, Tony Bloom, Dick Knight and Ian Holloway are in.

This escalated quickly. Sorry DK and TB.

Michael Gove joins the race.

Gus Poyet is the first confirmed entry with Hawk's seconding, keep 'em coming.

As 2013 draws to a close, what better way to celebrate than with a bitchfest about the people that have been grinding NSC's gears this annum in the form of the 2013 Cock-Juggling Thunderc**t of the Year award. Whether it's a sportsman, political figure, 'entertainer' or whatever, the CJTC of...