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I'm a tad confused about the popularity of the elephant - how can an animal that eats buns ever be hard ??

That's because the Honeybadger is a publicity seeking tart - the Cassowary carries out it's hardness silently and without publicity - the special forces of the animal kingdom.

It's got to be the Cassowary for me. Not only is it like an hormonal woman - nice one minute yet effing loopy and vicious the next - it's that hard that it gets it's own road sign warning you of it's presence in the area ( if only there was the same for hormonal women ! ).