I was doing neither, just attempting a little humour. You are right however, at least as regards some women. You should never abuse a woman of course, but not many women find a meek man attractive.
It's true. Sometimes, just to let her know I'm not a doormat, I put an extra sweetener in my wife's cup of morning tea. She goes mental. When I run her bath, I occasionally make it the wrong temperature, so that she has to put some cold in. It was only the other day when I said to her " Warm...