Going back to the original post (for a change). I hate the Daily Mash. It really isn't even half as funny as it thinks it is. It often gets shared on social media with 'This is so true' type comments, and yet it almost always involves a observation type joke in the headline, and then a 500 word...
Christ we have to listen to you telling everyone what makes a Londoner and dismissing anyone's opinion who wasn't born and bred there, and now your sticking your busy little oar in over Brightonians?