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    [NSC] I smashed up my strimmer, and I don't want my wife to know

    If you do buy another strimmer, I'd suggest showing it the "corpse" of the previous incumbent as a warning against future misbehaviour.
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    [NSC] I smashed up my strimmer, and I don't want my wife to know

    Strimmers really are the MK Dons of the appliance world. Who came up with them? Is this really mankind's best solution to tufty bits of grass at the side of the garden? I say breaking it in two was far too good for it. I would have given it a good flogging first, making sure all the neighbours...
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