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Oh, and their chips aren't made of potato don't forget. I'm sure there was a magazine a while back that used to start some weird rumours, just for a laugh, to see if they would catch on. I think the one where each person is supposed to eat 8 spiders in their lifetime while they were sleeping...

Just between me and you I do like pizza really. Just throwing a few people off the scent. Shhh.

Good points we'll made. I may have misjudged the room, but there is a rich vein of humour running through this board and I thought this thread might throw up the usual amusing posts. If it goes downhill I apologise in advance and will ask the mods to delete the thread if it does. And then...

Sorry. I have added another line to the OP to make it a bit clearer. It's not an attempt to stir things. And I don't like pizza either:)

The mind controlling chip that Astra Zeneca injected into my bloodstream at my first covid jab has suggested I start this thread. *apologies if I'm repeating past threads. Sorry, should have added "patently untrue conspiracy theories. For entertainment purposes only"