Jacques 'Jacques' Liverot to play the A E-A WUM roll - via cutting asides in the ear of a certain GM at the next home match.
eg "An old Albion player stands naked in front of a mirror, eating soup. He is a fool."
Good shout. He could keep his back four on their toes with the classic: “Not playing as a unit is but one truly serious problem, and that is defensive suicide.”