You don't have to look any further than your own nose. I don't recall ever seeing you contribute anything on here that's even vaguely intelligent or informed. Go & get yourself educated, you sad act.
I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for The Querter-pounder Kid tbh. Maybe the good folk of NSC could send him a nice super-sized hamper filled with Valentine's Day goodies? You know, just to show there's no real hard feelings...
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Come (cum?) to think of it - you've highlighted some extremely salient possibilities there, EP. Maybe you could send Kinky Col a cheeky tweet & see if he'll spill the beans (as it were)? I don't know about you, but I'm THAT excited by hearing about his saucy secret that I can barely contain my...
So why did Richards simulate shoving a dildo up his backside then if it wasn't intended to cause offence? Perhaps it's his new hilarious public party piece - as approved by his mates at The KIO Campaign??