I consider myself an anaimal lover, but for some reason I ****ing hate cats. They are the only wild or domestic animal I have zero time for.
So whilst everyone agues whether or not cats are good or bad, if you do find yourself in a position where you need to "dispose" of a cat that may have...
To which you should reply, "Stopping the ****ing thing shitting in my garden. Next time it won't just be ****ing water" usually shuts up any dissenting neighbourinos.