I'm guessing you don't actually work with Liverpool supporters - you work with 'fans'. They don't count. Nothing about them counts. Ask them who they support, and when they say 'Liverpool', laugh in their face and with an air of disdain, say 'no you don't'.
Unfortunately, their odds for relegation at this point are not so much based on probability, but on their book - they'll have taken a lot of money on Cardiff going down, so they won't want more of the same, they'd like to tempt a few people with some money on us.
They might only need 3. With Spurs, Arsenal and City to play, our GD could take a hammering.
I was thinking of watching tonight from behind the sofa, but instead I reckon a series of mirrors allowing me the odd glimpse of the carnage might be better.