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Do you not think it might be lighthearted fun?

I've been keeping track of everything for Chicken Run, I thought everything was in hand. What's happened Chicken Run?

:eek: Chicken Run? We need a meeting, pronto.

Thank you for the kind words Gullflyinghigh. It's not an east job, and comments like yours make it worthwhile. Daughters who are actually boys - of course sir, no problem, and we will be very discrete. Well it's not in the rules, but I like to think I can get this one approved. We can't help...

It's strictly according to the order of the list. The order is based on when I approve a request, and if I have made a mistake with the order, please let me know and I will do my best to rectify it. No, it really is quite simple. There are only two of us, we need to keep the process streamlined...

I want to, I just need a little help first. When Chicken Run checks the list, he mentions a few names on the list and I have to explain why they're getting the payment. If someone's on the list and I can't explain why, I'm in big trouble. I'm a terrible liar, so I just need a good reason. Do you...

Of course: Mouldy Boots Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo Triggaaar Everest Bozza Papa Lazarou LamieRobertson Gullflyinghigh Neville’s Breakfast FatSuperman * 3 Stat Brother PILTDOWN MAN Gullsworth * 1 (2nd awaiting approval) JBizzle Ernest S'hampton Seagull Goldstone1976 * 3 (8 awaiting approval)...

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No, I'm sorry sir, I do not. You can contact him by sending a PM to Triggaaar

Dear Hillian1, you have not yet made a request for a shirt. You asked if there was a deadline and I replied that there isn't. Please let me know if I can be of further assistance. :) :( How can you compare me to that odious man?! (it might be best if you treat that as a rhetorical question)

Dear edna. Since you have been neglected for so long, you may now need a different size shirt. Would it be ok if I come and take some measurements? Shit, boss is coming. I'll add you to the list: Mouldy Boots Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo Triggaaar Everest Bozza Papa Lazarou LamieRobertson...

Posting here in my own capacity, rather than as Chicken Run Customer liaison - twins running in your family doesn't increase the likelihood of you having twins, that's only the case if twins run in the mother's family. If you have 8 children with that poor woman after 2 pregnancies, I'll buy you...

No, there is no deadline, other than when our benefactor passes. He's been in good health, although I must say he's not looking as good as he was a few hours ago.

Who makes these rules? :annoyed: There's clearly no thought, just some overworked person on a computer. 5 years is totally unreasonable and that is exactly why we're here. How can you explain to a 2 year old that they have to wait the length of their entire life, and then wait that long again...

I certainly do see your point Goldstone1976, but they are the current rules. The family members, who do not support Brighton, will only receive shirts if you choose to give them as gifts. This is something we strongly encourage, as it encourages them to support our great club. Rest assured that...

She certainly does qualify, but either she, or a family member, needs to apply. We have this limitation to avoid double (and more) applications. It's easy for many of us to accidentally apply for the same child. This, sadly, also applies to your girlfriend's friend who had a baby. We can provide...

I don't blame you at all sir, and it breaks my heart to see decent fans like you turn your back after so many years. I am a volunteer sir, I work for free. I am of course extremely grateful that Chicken Run has given me the opportunity to help, although I appreciate it's still not enough.

I'd actually penciled in payment for 4 shirts as I read the post, but I crossed it out when I realised he wasn't requesting it, he was only after shirts for his own future offspring. That tells us something about the man I believe. I will need to wait for a request from Gldstone1976. I am quite...

That is a beautiful story. Our current policy is that you need to meet one of the following requirements: a) Positive pregnancy test b) Confirmation of pregnancy from a doctor or a wise old person c) Fat stomach on an otherwise slender lady d) A child e) Child in man's body syndrome However...

Thank you for your understanding. Thank you for the kind words. We're actually just a 2 man company, and my boss is the owner. He's exceptionally busy, but a very generous man, and I wouldn't dream of asking him to do more than he already does for the community. They just make it too...