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Yep, our lovely cocker spaniel has one.

It's the best thread in months. If his dog has really died, and he really wants to put it in the bin, then he's a dick. That's a total of one person. The rest of us are taking the piss because it's ridiculous.

And put some wheels on his feet! A real dog foot stool, with ****ing wheels! You can attach his lead, and when Brighton play on tv you can shout 'come on Lucky' and pull him towards you. Add to the realism by barking as he approaches, and when we score.

When did Lucky... there's no easy way to say this - pass away? Obviously I take it that he (I don't know how I know Lucky was male, but I'm picturing a dog with a cock) was a Brighton fan (probably had a BHA dog bowl - oh god it's breakfast time, and I bet he loved breakfast - right now he'd be...

I read that it's never too late to try CPR. Even if all you've got is a pile of bones, you should still try it at least once. What was your dog's name? It was Lucky wasn't it.

Just leave it on the patio and forget about it. Foxes and cats will come and do the rest free of charge, you'll have done your bit for nature, and your dog will remain in the circle of life.