Firstly, that's not the problem here, the problem is my wife's state of mental health. But re the footy - what if it's away to Palace (or whomever)?
It's ok, she's probably just tired and not thinking straight. She'll either look after the kids or find someone else who will. Or leave then home...
My good lady tells me that she's booked to go out for drinks on Friday the 10th, and that I need to look after the kids as she booked the day first.
This is very sad news, because if she thinks I'm missing the playoffs, it means she's ****ing mental.