Not sure that they ever got so far as to putting it to music, but the Cardiff Male Voice Choir lyrics 'Please Stay Off The Pitch While Sam And The Lads Complete A Lap Of Honour' were palpably untrue. They never DID complete aforementioned Lap Of Honour.
'As long as i gaze on waterloo sunset,
I am in paradise.'
Blimey Ray Davies, bit easily pleased aintcha? Let's get this straight: paradise is a scabby rail terminal in Sarf London where South West Trains ply their grubby trade is it? Ever been anywhere further afield than Croydon when you wrote...