Are you that bloke off the Argus the other day by any chance? ???
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17231587.two-squirrels-shot-and-killed-in-brighton-park/
Had an infestation of squirrels in attic space years ago. Got the council guy in who expertly laid poison down. Give it two weeks he said. Great, I asked, when can you come back to dispose of the squirrels. No, says he, YOU have to do that. Sake! One of life's grosser tasks, removing dead...