Or maybe even further afield. Should we lose out on the big G in a bidding war with Huddersfield, the boy SCIENTIST clearly knows where the goal is. Tried and trusted internationalist. Pick THAT one out, flailing England keeper!
Assuming the player does pass his medical, and that personal terms are agreed, then he's going to need a chant. Lucky for us, the old OGH chants are available for selection.
Altogether now...
Oh Gary Goals
Gary Gary Gary Goals :albion:
I think you'll find that GG quite clearly answers all 4 of your questions in the footnote to his CV: "PLEASE TO NOTE I WILL NOT PLAY AT THE BACK OR GO IN GOALS OR DO ROLLING SUB"