Pretentious? Moi? :lolol:
Sandwich-wise, it's on a par with the NSC poster who always feels compelled to compare the book he's currently reading with name checks to at least THREE literary giants he probably hasn't done more than dab his toe into :moo:
Meh. Most offerers of said offering tend to gratuitously add a sprinkling of the totally tasteless pond weed that is cress, just to pad the thing out a bit and make it seem a bit more alluring. Fails miserably.