I'll second The Hawk on account of:
a) that gorgeous bullet header own goal
b) that exquisite diagonal run straight from the dugout when coming on as sub, to giving away a penalty, to receiving a straight red, to disappearing down the tunnel by the corner flag, and all in the space of the very...
Probably a WAY better call than most. IMHO like. When did any player you put forward for this award, last attempt a moonwalk? On grass? Wearing studs? With blue hair? Well? ???
Sir Anthony Rougier. Calde may score with his face, but Sir Anthony could score with ANY available body part.
PLUS the Argus did a full page 'Great Escape' Rougier prayer mat. And you can't get much flairer than that.