Just a tongue-in-cheek thread for a seriously dull grey Sunday afternoon. Don't affect me personally, I'll be the bloke holed up in Trap One til I hear the ref's whistle.
True about the GOAL MUSIC though, that's where we're heading, sure as Reading is Reading.
GOSBTS words on the big screens! Synchronised scarf-twirling! Dear GOD! How did it ever come to this? Are We Human, Or Are We Reading? Sake!
Beam me down Scotty - about 3 seconds before the game finally starts...