It's not though, is it, for any ticket for tonight that bears the words "transport levy adult £4"? Not that it would be a prison sentence by any stretch of the imagination anyways, but those words on your printed ticket are a Get Out Of Jail Free card. As it were.
Then you adopt a totally deadpan expression when challenged by railway officialdom, shrug your shoulders and refer them to the club. Obviously. It's the only way the amateurs on the club's commercial side will ever learn to raise their game, when it starts significantly hitting them in the pocket.
Assuming you mean London Road station, then if you're cycling from Shoreham you wouldn't need to go anywhere near any uphills tho shirley? Shoreham to Brighton via the seafront = flat. Brighton to Falmer via Lewes Road is flat also. And if you mean London Road the street, as opposed to the...