Nicklas Bendtner. For no reason other than he appears to be the most moronic white trash person in the world with the most over-inflated opinion of himself after that binman wanker who won the lottery and blew the lot in about a year and a half and who is now back on benefits.
Another vote for Cavendish here. When he wins he's full of gushing praise for his team mates. When he doesn't win, he slags them off like he'd never heard of the word 'team'.
And Kieren Fallon. Too SLY by far.