I just showed my Mrs this post because I found it both funny and sad. She found the whole thing so funny and sad she asked me to copy and paste it to her. You're now the laughing stock of an entire vets office on the other side of the world. Congrats, maybe that will kick start your cold dead heart.
Awful stuff, I was a mess when my dog was put down, happened over a span of 24 hours went from ace to gone, it was cancer that just flipped some sort of switch somewhere. It was a family dog and it was gutting.
Of course I moved out, to a new country and the first thing I did in my own home...