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I could be the driver in an articulated lorry I could be a poet, I wouldn't need to worry I could be the teacher in a classroom full of scholars I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs Because I tried to play the fool in a six-piece band First-night nerves every one-night...

I never thought it would happen With me and the girl from clapham Out on a windy common That night I ain't forgotten When she dealt out the rations With some or other passions I said you are a lady Perhaps she said I may be We moved into a basement With thoughts of our engagement We...

Now, Sheriff Fatman started out In business, a granny farmer He was infamous for fifteen minutes And he appeared on Panorama But then he somehow got himself on board The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme With a Prince of Wales award For pushing Valium and amphetamines Moving up onto...