Mrs Miranda Brown's Boys script...
MH: Oh, I'm so fed up. No-one calls me...
MB: He, he. Feck aaarf, ye tall witch.
MH: All of my friends are out, my arse is getting bigger...
MB: Jaysus, what a gobshoite, heh, heh.
MH: And I feel so insecure.
MB: Stick in op yer bollocks.
Repeat to fade