The FA "carried out a full investigation" into Naziism among Brighton fans because they thought we were singing "Zieg Heil" instead of "Seagulls".
The Met Police's official investigation can't have been any less shit, can it?
It was alleged that the Millwall fans had been singing "There's only one Boris Johnson".
I have to say I salute their courage, strength and indefatiguability :D