40 mins in corporate crem MC’d by a stranger followed by some sandwiches at the local boozer? That’ll be £4k please.
That’s the reason I don’t want a funeral.
They can scatter my ashes on Lancing Ring and get on with their day.
I would have once said the appreciation and protection of our countryside but now we pump untreated turds into our waterways, fly-tip, and plough through ancient woodland for abandoned rail projects.
And we seem to accept this destruction with a flacid whimper.