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Some sort of Gully strip-o-gram. Strippers always go down well at weddings. Obviously get them to take the bodysuit off first. Could be quite the sight, a naked Doris with a huge seagull head. Just me then? :-0

I think something like this is best. No obscure references, simple to remember and a solid punchline. You’ll get your Albion reference in there , it won’t dominate the whole speech and you’ll get a laugh. Go with this. And congrats to the OP. Have a great day!